Thomas Haden Church Nude

Before Thomas Haden Church landed his first significant role as the dim but likeable airplane mechanic Lowell Mather on the classic sitcom Wings, he was a radio personality and voiceover actor. At six feet tall, with that classically handsome face and those bright blue eyes, skin fans the world over must be delighted that this hunk transitioned into a career in front of the camera. He was Billy Clanton in Tombstone (1993) and the obnoxious rich villain Lyle Van de Groot in George of the Jungle (1997), before Thomas finally hade his his nudie rearview debut in the black comedy Susan’s Plan (1998). Susan's plan is to kill her ex-boyfriend, but first she lets Thomas take her from behind. Sure his passionate screams are goofy but don't be hatin on Thomas Haden, you know you liked it! Thomas' career was in a bit of a downturn when, in 2004, he earned an Academy Award nomination for his work as the actor and ladies man Jack Cole in Sideways (2004). His pumping rump had the lovely Sandra Oh screaming oh in a scene where he's got her twisted all sorts of ways! Surely that alone deserved to win the Oscar. After packing on the muscle to play Sandman in 2007's Spider-Man 3 (2007), a role he'd reprise in Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) fourteen years later, Mr. Church joined fellow DILF Dennis Quaid as his on-screen adopted brother in Smart People (2008). One of the movie's recurring gags is that whenever Dennis wakes Thomas up, Thomas is sleeping with his naked rump in the air. How's he sleeping alone with those tight buns? Sorry stoners, with an ass like that we're addicted to THC! Thomas was Robert, who was splitting from Sarah Jessica Parker on HBO's Divorce, and is set to join the cast of Peacock's video game adaptation Twisted Metal. Six feet of twisted steel and sex appeal, Thomas Haden Church would have us on our knees. And we wouldn't be praying!