There are new sexy movies that you get to enjoy this week! Get to the theaters or rent these really hot new flicks:
Sophie Jones is a wonderful indie drama from Jessie Barr who wrote and directed this story about a girl trying to make it through life after her mother's death. She struggles a lot, but she does take out some energy on hot guys like Skyler Verity and Chase Offerle who offers up his ass. It's a QUICK shot, but we see it.
Ridley Scott's fashion family drama House of Gucci is now available on-demand. You can check out the story of a woman who marries into the famous and wealthy Gucci family and her ambition threatens to bring them all down. Before she can do that, we get to watch a fashion show and Alessandro Egger wears a sexy thong with assless chaps.
Finally, let's talk about the penis - er, I mean, Nightmare Alley! Legendary Mexican horror director Guillermo del Toro directs this fantastical movie that stars Bradley Cooper as a penis. Yikes! I mean, as a carny conman. Freudian slip, am I right? He plays Stanton "Penis" Carlisle and he falls for a female psychiatrist who gets to see his penis. He take a bath and that's when we see his penis. Hey, I meant it that time!
We see his flaccid dick when he is sitting under the water. It's not the best dick scene I have ever seen, but I will definitely take this and run with it. Who knows if we will ever see Bradley Cooper's cock again? We have to praise this moment and cherish it.
