Welcome to another battle of the bulges, where we pick two Hollywood hotties and see how their nude on-screen work compares! So, why pit the bodacious nepo babe against the Guatemalan manhunk, you ask? Well, they do have a lot in common - similar ages, “aa” in the last name, both in the MCU, and both have been making remakes of 80s movies as of late. But it’s actually the roles they didn’t get that prompted this comparison.
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It turns out that these two have been up for the same roles a few different times. The most recent example is the second season of the Netflix series BEEF, which is rumored to be about two couples this time around. It was reported in February that Jake and Anne Hathaway were being looked at, but that they’ve been replaced in talks with Oscar and Carey Mulligan.
Then there was the recent article about Jake being considered for the role of wealthy tech bro Nathan in Alex Garland’s breakout debut Ex-Machina in 2014, which was ultimately played by Oscar.
So who would win when it comes to showing skin?
Jake Gyllenhaal Nude
If we’re talking quantity, then Jake has a clear advantage, thanks to his six sinfully nude roles to Oscar’s three. Jake made his nude debut in 2005’s Jarhead, which had the former Bubble Boy showing off his bubble butt and balls from behind, and even some darkly lit dick. Since then, his ass has been seen in Brokeback Mountain, Love and Other Drugs, Enemy, Velvet Buzzsaw, and even as recently as this year in the Apple TV+ series Presumed Innocent.
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Oscar Isaac Nude
But Oscar is still no slouch, especially when it comes to producing his peen on screen! Besides Jarhead, Jake’s only other fully nude scene was done by a body double, while Oscar let it all hang out several times in the HBO miniseries Scenes from a Marriage. Outside of that though, his fanny flashes in Robin Hood and In Secret aren’t as in focus as we’d like them to be. The verdict seems to be that Jake’s your man if you’re looking for some serious booty, but Oscar may be the better choice if you want the whole package.
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