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I don’t usually like surprises but...

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Oh so you clicked on this post anyway? After I explicitly told you not to? Hm. A rebel. I like that. What are you wearing? Wellsnarky starlet Noah Centineo did indeed do something pretty darn unspeakable to his perfect and gorgeous body. He dyed his iconic dark scruff bleach blonde, which has left his face looking sort of like a hairy blonde guy's buttcheek. And I stan!

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Dis me, trying not to laugh, then failing... miserably

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JK I don't. But between you me and Dupree I've never spent too much time scopingthe real estate North of Noah's neck if you know what I mean. For me Noah is all about his super beefy and manly bod that is covered with some of the most delish dark body hair you've ever seen. In addition to countless shirtless Insta pics, we've peeked Noah's insane bawdy in many of his acting gigs including The Fosters, To All The Boys I've Loved Before, Sierra Burgess Is a Loser, and more.You can dye happy after seeing his hottest shots below...

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Dad, I sail.

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Noah Centineo Just Did Something Very Disturbing To His Body. Please Don't Look!Noah Centineo Just Did Something Very Disturbing To His Body. Please Don't Look!Noah Centineo Just Did Something Very Disturbing To His Body. Please Don't Look!Noah Centineo Just Did Something Very Disturbing To His Body. Please Don't Look!