Congratulations on getting through the first month of 2024! Only eleven more to go! Why not treat yourself to some of the sexy nude dudes that are newly streaming? Here’s what Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, and Peacock have to offer now:
Griselda
Modern Family star Sofia Vergara has gone from suburban trophy wife to Colombian drug lord with her new Netflix series. In one episode she’s in bed with hunky Alberto Guerra, and another she’s pointing a golden uzi at Jeffrey Vincent Parise and making him strip! It’s good to be the queen!
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Brawl in Cell Block 99
Now on Netflix, Vince Vaughn plays a drug dealer who lands himself in prison in this 2017 drama. Not only is he sans hair, he’s sans clothes when he has to undress for a strip search, and we get to see his criminally underrated rump.
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Society of the Snow
If you know the story of the rugby team that crashed into the Andes in 1972, you know this Netflix pic is going to be a hard watch, but what makes it a bit easier is the full nudity we get both in the locker room pre-crash, and after the survivors were rescued.
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Sanditon Season One
Amazon has added a few series to its catalogue, including this British period drama that gifted us the nude debut of Theo James! Watch him and costars Kris Marshall, Leo Super, Turlough, and Turlough Convery bare their bums on the beach!
**** The first season of this comic book-based series can also be found on Amazon, which has Joseph Gilgun’s thrustin’ buns before he takes a beatdown. **** Amazon has added this UK comedy series starring Jack Whitehall. In the second season premiere, he gets stuck in the school lobby naked and has to cover up his junk with his hands while chatting up two ladies, but he doesn’t have enough hands to cover up that caboose. **** The 1987 romantic thriller is also on Amazon so you can stream some prime Dennis Quaid nudity, and even get a peek at his penis! New Orleans may be The Big Easy but you’ll be rock hard! **** Come to Amazon for this 2008 indie about two ladies (Amy Adams and Emily Blunt) who start a cleaning service for crime scenes and stay for Steve Zahn’s sweet seat meat. **** If Ewan McGregor’s in a movie, there’s gonna be nudity, and this 2010 mystery does not disappoint. While it’s one of the few films where we don’t see his haggis, at about an hour and nine minutes in, Ewan disrobes and shows off his fine Scottish heinie before getting into bed. **** The lone nudity from Hulu this week is a doozy! This 2023 horror has Lee Roy Kunz going full frontal for an epic nudecomer debut as a priest who doesn’t let that silly vow of celibacy keep him from knockin’ boots, plus there’s bonus balls and cock from Heino Kalm. **** Peacock has just added the 2017 comedy about a group of nuns who can’t help but want a piece of Dave Franco’s fanny. We totally get it. **** Speaking of getting it, Peacock also has this 1994 remake starring then real-life couple Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin, who get naked and get it on in a hotel room, giving us a look at Alec’s ass! **** This BBC One miniseries is putting the cock in Peacock, thanks to Oscar Pearce, who emerges from the water like nude dream, baring his bayonet straight at the camera. They should just call it War and Peen!
Preacher Season One
Bad Education Seasons Two and Three
The Big Easy
Sunshine Cleaning
The Ghost Writer
Deliver Us
The Little Hours
The Getaway
War and Peace
