As the May flowers are in full bloom and the summer weather starts, both of these streaming platforms are giving us plenty of reasons to stay inside where it’s cooler and less… allergen-y. Take a dive into our most recent list of the nude hotties now on Netflix and Peacock for your perusal.
Muted
Elite’s dynamic duo of Manu Ríos and Arón Piper are back for Netflix’s newest Spanish series, with Piper showing his posterior on a surveillance camera for a not-so-private shower. Arón may be staying silent but his bare booty says it all!
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Mother’s Day
Forget Mother’s Day, is it our birthday? Why else have we been gifted this action thriller with the sizzling Szymon Wróblewski in a barely-there harness that draws all the attention to his squeezable buns and bulge?
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Hard Feelings
Even the Germans know you can’t have a raunchy comedy about talking genitalia without showing off the goods. Star Tobias Schäfer reveals his cock and caboose next to costar Louis Jérôme Wagenbrenner in the new Netflix film, plus nudecomer Maximilian Schneider waves his prosthetic penis around for a whole locker room before leaning in for a smooch with Leander Lesotho! You'll be feeling something hard... in your pants!
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Ted
Before there was Lasso, the most famous Ted of 2012 was a talking stuffed bear who pulls down Mark Wahlberg’s pants and gives those those lily white butt cheeks a good whipping!
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Royalteen: Princess Margrethe
A sequel to the 2022 Netflix film from Norway, this newest flick introduces us to the hunky Sammy Germain Wadi, who briefly unleashes his Danish derriere while toweling off after a shower.
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¡Que Viva Mexico!
This sprawling Spanish epic about a family inheritance now on Netflix features Sense8 star Alfonso Herrera baring his butt once again, this time to boff his brother’s girlfriend, plus first time flasher Cuauhtli Jiménez mooning the camera directly before releasing a loud fart.
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The Year I Started Masturbating
Also on Netflix now is this 2022 Swedish indie, where a tattooed Zacke Zachrisson gives us something to masturbate to when he displays his naked tush!
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Dirty Grandpa
Fans of Zac Efron who somehow still haven’t caught a glimpse of the former Disney star nude rejoice! The 2016 comedy where he spends a good deal of time barely covering his custard launcher is now on Netflix.
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Fifty Shades of Black
The comical parody of the erotic film series has some Magic Mike dance moves thrown in for good measure, not one but two prosthetic dongs (one big and one smal),plus some added ass cheek from Marlon Wayans and Affion Crockett.
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Bronson
Peacock stays true to its name with the addition of this Tom Hardy drama full of the star’s marvelous member!
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I Give It A Year
And speaking of cocks, Rafe Spall sports an impressive fake one in this 2013 rom com also on the streamer, although it only comes up in photos on a digital frame.
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After Louie
For those in the mood for a modern gay love story, Peacock also has this 2017 film full of naked backside from Alan Cumming, Zachary Booth, and Pedro Morillo Jr.
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Black Creek
If you like a little skin with your cabin-in-the-woods-type horror, check out this movie also from 2017. It’s got the Midwestern moneymaker of cutie Chris O’Flying. Forget the creek, we’re more interested in this crack!
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Fashionista
Finally, Peacock has this 2016 thriller with a beefed up Ethan Embry giving us somebulge andbare heinie to enjoy. At Mr Man, nudity is always in fashion!