Tis the season of giving and your favorite streaming platforms are all about giving us some major dudity! Here’s our breakdown of all the latest nude offerings from Netflix, Max, and Hulu sure to jingle your balls!
Obliterated
We don’t know what’s better, this new Netflix show’s crazy concept - a US intelligence team thwart a bombing attempt on Las Vegas and then proceed to get wasted on booze and drugs only to learn the bomb was fake and they now have to find the real bomb in their inebriated condition - or all the insane nudity. No wait, it’s definitely the nudity! Besides the bevy of booty from hotties like Nick Zano and Terrence Terrell, there’s also a ton of peen! Most of it is prosthetic, save for 80s heartthrob C. Thomas Howell, who goes fully nude in the premiere episode! We still want to ride that Pony Boy!
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May December
Also on Netflix, the talented Todd Haynes latest has Riverdale star Charles Melton showing off his buns while sporting an erect prosthetic for some floor sex with Natalie Portman. His boner may be fake but yours will be all too real!
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High Tides
Another new series on Netflix, this one from Belgium, has a whole cast of butt-baring hunks. Between all the skinny-dipping and sex, these boys can’t seem to keep their pants on! The tide won’t be the only thing rising!
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The Longest Ride
Max has recently added this romantic drama where Scott Eastwood is a bull rider who drops his towel and bares his untanned butt cheeks, among us about as horny as the bull!
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Trainwreck
The Amy Schumer comedy, now on Max, has double the bubble butts from John Cena and Josh Segarra! They can wreck us any day!
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The Souvenir
Also on Max is is 2019 drama where Jake Phillips Head goes for the gold with a completely nude debut! Talk about something to remember him by!
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Necessary Roughness
No football movie is ever compete without a naked locker room scene and this one from 1991 has the team hitting the showers and showing off those backsides. It’s only too bad star Scott Bakula isn’t there with his bare Bakula!
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Love in the Time of Cholera
Max has this decades-spanning drama that star’s Spain’s sexiest export Javier Bardem and his spicy seat meat. The man is muy caliente any time of the year!
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All Rise Season Three
The third season of this courtroom drama series is on Max and also on Hulu now, so you can now stream Christian Keyes’ cute keister on either!
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Magic Mike and Magic Mike XXL
Speaking of Hulu, the platform now has everyone’s favorite male stripper saga! What better way to celebrate the holiday than by unwrapping Channing Tatum, Joe Mangianello, Matt Bomer, and more!
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Hustlers
It also has the female stripper film with a fulyl naked Rob Stats!We suggest you hustle over tp Hulu before it’s gone!
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High-Rise
Also on Hulu is the 2015 action film where we finally get a peek at Tom Hiddleston’s penis! Don’t worry - Mr. Man gives you a better look at this flash of sausage as well as the amazing ass of Peter Ferdinando!
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Culprits
New to Hulu and Disney+, this UK series has Kevin Vidal and Nathan Stewart-Jarrett locking lips, plus the latter reveals his rump! When it comes to who got us so turned on, the culprit is obvious!
