Trainwreck (2015)

If you like abs and laughs, it’s time to board Trainwreck (2015). Not to be confused with the documentary Trainwreck: Woodstock ’99 (2022), this romantic comedy features the one and only Amy Schumer. In addition to writing the screenplay, the comedienne stars as a woman named Amy Townsend. She’s a commitment-phobic magazine writer who was taught early on that monogamy is unrealistic and usually ends in divorce. Determined to sleep with a string of guys instead of getting attached to just one, she finds herself in a series of unfulfilling relationships which ultimately puts her into a rut. But, at least, she gets to bang the beefy Steven (John Cena) who bares his back and buns! When Amy is assigned a story on a successful sports doctor (Bill Hader), she unexpectedly falls for him in all of his nerdy (and shirtless) glory, upsetting her carefully constructed notion of love. Will she face her fears, or will she continue to do nude dudes like Staten Island Oli (Josh Segarra)? If so, we can hardly blame her since Mr. Segarra sports some impressive pecs and a firm fanny as well as a huge peen! Too bad the latter appears off screen. Under the direction of Judd Apatow, this racy romp includes Brie Larson, Chris Evert, Colin Quinn, LeBron James, Marisa Tomei, Matthew Broderick, Randall Park, Tilda Swinton, Tony Romo, and Ezra Miller’s pinched nipples! In other words, Trainwreck shows off a lot of topless guys, but we’d love to see more of their cabooses!