A few of your favorite streamers have added some skinsational new series and some old favorites to their lineup lately. So whether you want to check them out for the first time or rewatch your favorite nude moments, Mr. Skin’s got the down low on what you should turn on to turn yourself on this week!
Fool Me Once
Netflix launched its newest UK mystery series about a woman who starts seeing her husband out and about… after he dies. You’ll think you’re seeing things when star Craig Els gets pantsed at a soccer game, but that’s his bum all right, out and about in the show’s premiere episode.
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Untameable
Netflix’s biographical Spanish series Cristo y Rey is now available for American audiences under a new title. Jaime Lorente is the titular Cristo, kicking off the series with his bare booty while costar Cristóbal Suárez also flaunts his fanny, and a shirtless Xavier Lafitte makes for one Untameable trio!
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Berlin
Also from Spain, this new addition to the Money Heist franchise has Tristán Ulloa’s tush out as he bangs a lady so hard she rips the curtains off the window! You’ll be wanting Tristan to plunder you next!
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Cindy la Regia: The High School Years
This Mexican dramedy series on Netflix takes fans of the original film back to Cindy’s days at her first coed school, and the first buns she sees belong to the handsome Gustavo Cruz when she spies him taking a shower. Perhaps it should be called The High School Rears?
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This Is 40
Netflix has also added Judd Apatow’s 2012 comedy which features Paul Rudd’s Knocked Upcharacter hitting the big 4-0. Turns out getting older means his junk isn’t working as well as he’d like, so he pops some Viagra so he and Leslie Mann can have some steamy shower sex, but she puts a stop to it when she finds out he needed medicinal enhancement, assuming it’s because he doesn’t find her attractive. We get a foggy look at his mudflaps, but sadly don’t get to see his big ol’ boner.
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Tacoma FD
You can now watch all seasons of the TruTV comedy on Netflix. It’s a show about firefighters, but you’d think it was about plumbers considering all the ass crack we’ve seen throughout the series. If only the FD stood for Firehose Dick!
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Date and Switch
Max has recently added this 2014 comedy about two buddies trying to lose it before prom night. Both Nicholas Braun and Hunter Cope streak by with their bare backsides into a dance floor filled with foam. Why switch when you could just get double teamed by these naked babes?
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Natural Born Killers
Also on Max is the notorious 1994 film from Oliver Stone, where Tom Sizemore bulging out in a thong that prominently displays his derriere while he gets rough with a lady in a hotel will turn you into a Natural Born Spiller!
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Switch
Before he became famous for his role on NYPD Blue, Hispanic hottie Jimmy Smits brought out his sizzlin’ seat meat in this 1991 comedy now on Max. The other characters may have swapped bodies but Jimmy’s iOS the only body you’ll care about!
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Bokeh
Peacock has added this 2017 sci-fi film that posits the question “what would you do if you woke up one day and everyone around you, aside from a bottomless Matt O’Leary, was gone?”We know what we would do. DAT ASS.
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The TV Set
David Duchovny has a history of dropping his drawers on screen and now one such little known 2006 film of his where he gets cheeky is on Peacock. It’s quite the crack attack!
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Padre Pio
Also not one to be shy about going nude, Shia LeBeouf once again dared to be bare in last year’s drama where he played a real life friar. Forgive him father, for he has skinned!
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Hearts and Bones
You can also find this 2019 drama on Peacock where LOTR and The Matrix star Hugo Weaving shows his haunches while getting out of bed. We felt that on our hearts and boners!
