The year’s shortest month is coming to a close, but your favorite streaming platforms sure aren’t short on nudity! It seems everybody’s got something to offer when it comes to nakedness, so let’s dive right into today’s list!
The Senator
Gay streaming service Dekkoo keeps ‘em coming with this 2024 Brazilian flick about a man having a secret affair with a closeted politician. Both stars show off their booties and we even see a bit of peen! It’ll have you putting the “bust” in filibuster!
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The Falls: Covenant of Grace
Last week, we noted that Dekkoo had added The Falls: Testament of Love, and now the third film in The Falls trilogy is also available to stream! Benjamin Farmer and Nick Ferucci have more gay sex, but the only nudity is when Ben’s body is seen in the bathtub. We’re ready for more of these Mormons!
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Nosferatu
Robert Egger’s horror remake is now streaming on Peacock - emphasis on the “cock” because it’s got Bill Skarsgård sporting a much-buzzed about prosthetic penis. That may be fake, but Simon McBurney’s naked buns are very real!
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Zero Day
A cyber-political thriller starring Robert De Niro might not seem like the place for nudity, but try telling that to Jesse Plemons, who decided to bring his his butt to the screen for the very first time in this new Netflix series. We have zero complaints about this choice.
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My Family
Another new Netflix series, this one from Italy and starring Eduardo Scarpetta as a man dying of cancer. His terminal illness isn’t going to stop him from showing his tush though, and in the third episode Eduardo strips all the way down and gets handed a vibrating sex toy! Mamma mia!
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Really Love
Netflix also now has this 2020 romance where we catch the dimly lit derriere of Kofi Siriboe thrusting away during a sex scene. We’ve got a feeling you’ll really love his rump!
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Everything Is Free
On to Amazon, where you can now stream this 2017 film starring English Teacher’s Brian Jordan Alvarez. Everyone is free - of clothes, that is. There are a bunch of gay sex scenes, including one in the shower, and Brian even flashes his cock when he heads into the bathroom post-rodgering.
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The Treacherous
Also on Amazon, it’s this 2015 South Korean historical drama with Kim Kang-woo and his tasty caboose as Joseon Dynasty ruler Yeonsangun. The man’s got one treacher-ASS!
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Tomboy
This 1985 teen comedy can now be found on Amazon. It’s about a young female mechanic who falls for a chauvinistic stock car racer, and when the two get it on, we get a glimpse of Gerard Christopher’s meaty cheeks sure to rev anyone’s engine!
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A Thousand Blows
Hulu just launched it’s new British period drama series set in the world of London boxing. You’ll go a few rounds with yourself when you see Adam Nagaitis’s sleepy seat as he’s awoken in bed.
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Party Girl
Fans of Parker Posey in The White Lotus can head to Hulu and stream this 1995 comedy to watch Anthony Jones grind away on her as a jockstrap- wearing stripper cop.Now that’s our kind of party!
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Scars of Beauty
Just when we think we’re done getting episodes of this Brazilian Max series, more just keep showing up! We’re not complaining, because that means more of Enzo Romani’s tasty rear. He’s one Star of Booty!
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