Chris Evans may get all the glory (and the big-budget movie roles), but let us never forget that Reb Brown was the original Captain America. Along with the 1979 TV movie, this strong-jawed former professional boxer has appeared in over four dozen low-budget productions, including a starring role in Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983), Cage (1989) and Cage II (1994) with Lou Ferrigno, Hardcore (1979), Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf (1985), and the MST3K favorite Space Mutiny (1988). But if you want to see what Reb's packing inside his shorts, you'll have to go back to the 1973 killer-snake movie Sssssss, where he appears naked and covered in some sort of sticky goo. Of course, the most we get to see is his seat meat through a clear plastic shower curtain, but that should still be enough to Reb one out.