Scott Alexander has a small resume, but a large randiness. He's been in only a few TV series, but they're the type that keeps you up at night. Such as Black Tie Nights (2005), where he played a Security Guard, who was definitely packing. He's a god in Hotel Erotica (2003), playing Zeus, the original horny old dog. In Private Call (2000) he is only referred to as Sam, but that could be an acronym for Smart Ass Masochist. Either way, Scott, you're the gift that keeps on giving.