Everyone and their DILF is talking about the Golden Globe-winning Netflix movie I Care A Lot, which makes sense to us. Because we care a lot about Chris Messina, who damn near steals the spotlight from Rosamund Pike! We've been huge fans of Chris Messina for years, and are glad that his star has been on the rise thanks to his buzzy roles of late (Birds of Prey, The Sinner, I Care A Lot).
What's really crucial is that none of you forget, even for a second, that the number one daddy dick in town has always been and will always be Chris Messina. The forty-six-year-old Chris Messina has been in the biz for a hot minute, and we thought now might be a good time to remind all of you what the gorgeous specimen of daddiness is packing. Because we care a lot. About Chris Messina's penis.
But before we get to his daddy dick, we have to highlight everything that makes Chris Messina your biological zad. Because a penis does not a zad make. Chris Messina has a gorgeous head of thick dark locks that you could lose a dick in, dreamy brown puppy dog eyes, masculine facial features, and a bod that could definitely keep you warm at night.
But what's really crazy is just how many times Chris Messina has gone nude in front of the camera. You can see his amazing jiggly ass on Six Feet Under.
And in 28 Hotel Rooms he showed his penis, balls, and bush six ways from Sunday.
Then came Digging for Fire. Here Chris Messina lets his cock and balls flop from side to side and he takes a running jump into the pool!
And this isn't even to mention Chris' nudity in Sharp Objects, The Secrets We Keep, and The Sweet Life.
Summary: When it comes to Chris Messina, you'll make a mess-in-ya pants!
