We joke around here a lot, but at the end of the day, we're serious about bringing you the best celebrity cocks from movies and television. This is why today's birthday boy Shia LaBeouf will always hold a special place in our hard on. Unlike the vast majority of his contemporaries, we haven't only see Shia LaBeouf's penis... we've seen his erection. His big, rock hard, excited, pulsing cock, to be precise. This big boy turns the big 3-7 today, so why not take the opportunity to check out all of his sexiest scenes?
Shia LaBeouf Nude Scenes
But we're not stopping there. We couldn't if we tried. Keep scrolling to see some of our other favorite celebrities nude!
The 2020s have been all about celebrity cock, real erections, Tom Holland’s first-ever nude scene, Bridgerton and its sexy spinoff Queen Charlotte, K.J. Apa’s adult shower, and did I mention real erections? Shia LaBeouf is very proud of his manhood (he has tons of frontal scenes). But nothing can beat his real, bouncing, big rock hard penis in Nymphomaniac Vol. I.
This decadeTom Holland finally made his nude debut, and his fans just couldn’t get enough. Look at that Spider-Can!
And by now you’ve probably heard about nude Peter Vack’s explosive nudity in PVT Chat. The model-turned-actor actually strokes his rock hard penis and even dribbles out a pile of cum onto the hardwood floor. Emphasis on the hard. And the wood I guess.
Bridgerton proves that you and your mom have something in common - you both love a soft core straight dicking featuring the stunningly hot Regé-Jean Page.
Hayden Christensen reprised his role of Anakin Skywalker in a new Disney+ Star Wars series. So naturally everyone wanted to see his accidental dick slip in Factory Girl. Luke, I am your daddy.
K.J. Apa nude anyone?He is (in)famous for his shirtless and homoerotic scenes on Riverdale, but if you ever wondered what was under that wrestling singlet, you can see his first nude scene, in the COVID-19 thriller (yes, that's a thing) Songbird.
Juan Carlos Maldonado has a couple of real masturbation scenes in The Prince. Here’s one for the damn record books! (Also, tell me he isn’t giving young Nick Jonas.)
This year everyone and their DILF was talking about the Netflix series Sex/Life. Adam Demos’ literal foot long penis went viral - although sadly word got out that it is not real. Netflix claims 20 million of the show’s 60 million viewers rewatched this shower scene.
Year after year, people search for the cum-filled gay fourway in the gay erotic short Under the Rain. After real fucking and sucking, Valentin Braun unleashes a huge stream of cum out of his huge penis. It’s huge.
Finally, real-life porn star Jayden Marcos lent his sizable talents to a buzzy Euphoria sex scene with Hunter Schafer. Look at that thicc swinging package!
