Some Kind of Beautiful (2014)

Star-studded comedy Some Kind of Beautiful (2014) explores the complexities of romance and the idealized notion of family. Relationships are tricky, as discovered by successful college professor Richard (Pierce Brosnan) when he impregnates Kate (Jessica Alba), who is the sister of the woman he loves (Salma Hayek). A playboy turned family man, Richard must navigate the tricky waters of relationships and find romantic fulfillment without jeopardizing the bonds of family.

At this point Pierce Brosnan seems to have the market cornered in the womanizing-but-sensitive-sexy-middle-aged-fox category, and for good reason. This man just will not quit! With those Piercing (I wonder how many times that’s been done) blue eyes, thick salt and pepper locks, and an accent that would make a pinecone sexy, Mr. Brosnan is a true gentleman, we mean genital pleaser. Some Kind of Beautiful shows Pierce with some facial scruff (yes, please), and includes some sexy shirtless shots showcasing his hot bod and furry front (YES, PLEASE). In case that doesn’t create a Slip ‘N Slide in your underwear, this movie also features the always hot Ivan Sergei with just a towel protecting his junk from our eyes (altogether now: yes, please).