Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: French films with explicit nudity!
July 14th is Bastille Day, so as we celebrate this French holiday it is only right to celebrate French men who bore it all on camera. French cinema has always been sexually charged and filled with seduction. In recent times, there have been a lot more gay scenes and cock scenes in French films, too. Those are the majority of the movies that make up our Staff Picks this week.
These are must-see French films!
Les Fantomes
This 2018 film follows an Austrian man who inherits his grandma's flat in Paris. Now he gets to live in the most romantic city in the world, but it turns out that the apartment is haunted. He sees a phantom around the apartment whom he tries to ignore as he seduces Pierre Emö. Pierre Emo and Andre Schneider make sweet, passioante love...and I guess the ghost watches. Tres kinky!
Knife+Heart
Here is another hot 2018 film that takes place in Paris - this one takes place in the world of 70s porn! A female porn producer deals with her recent heartbreak through her work: directing sexy porn filled with hot naked men. Pierre Emo returned for this movie and is joined by hunky French actors like Bastien Waultier and Felix Maritaud who all pose with penis.
Little Gay Boy
The title is as enticing as the nudity in this 2013 movie. This film is meant to mimic and satirize the story of Christ as a young man trying to find himself in a world filled with sin and sex. Gaëtan Vettier tries to understand himself as he grows up as the son of a prostitute and an estranged father. The plot is blasphemous and sexual with scenes that show Gaëtan Vettier's cock.
Cold Showers
You might need a cold shower after you watch this HOT HOT HOT movie. A young woman has a romance with two sexy men who love her...and perhaps each other There is a lot of cock in this film, including a steamy scene where both of the uncut cuties scrub their bodies in the shower while standing beside one another.
The plot is a lot like Luca Guadagnino's upcoming film Challengers, except with judo instead of tennis. Judo might be hotter than tennis because that means our stars grapple and wrestle one another on the ground. Foreplay!
Sauvage/Wild
2018 was an absolutely wild year for French cinema, but this is the film that was deemed the most shocking. People literally walked out during its premiere at Cannes! Felix Maritaud plays a gigolo who longs for love. He gets paid to have A LOT of wild sex, but he finds himself yearning for something real.
Still, he engages in a lot of hot scenes that feature a variety of sex acts. From anal sex to butt plugs to needle play and threesomes, Felix goes absolutely savage and he shows his erect penis while doing it.
