Our Staff Picks column is a new addition that takes you back to a time when video stores reigned supreme and the "Staff Picks" section was the place to find out what films were worthy of one's time. Of course, our version has a decidedly nude angle, as we suss out which films from a certain genre with great nudity. This week: films from Hong Kong!
Teen Sex Comedies were marketed mostly towards teenage boys - specifically straight teen boys. However! They can't stop lovers of men from peeping the guys who go nude in these movies. There are some movies in which the men go particularly naked. We are going to look at those today! Here are the teen sex comedies that had an extra amount of sexy men in them:
Porky's
Porky's does not really hold up, content-wise. Much has been written and said about that, so I won't go too into it. I will say that while the majority of the movie is about high school boys playing pranks on innocent young women in order to see them naked without the girls knowing, the guys go freely nude at a house party that goes wrong. They show their dongs in this scene here:
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
And now it's time for a great 80s classic that definitely still holds up. Amy Heckerling directed this comedy about teenagers discovering their sexualities, specifically through the eyes of two young women played by Jennifer Jason Leigh and Phoebe Cates. While both of those girls go nude, there is a surprising penis scene in the movie from Robert Romanus.
Plus a hot young Eric Stoltz is shirtless in the locker room. He looks adorable!
American Pie
This movie single-handedly revived the teen sex comedy genre for a new generation. The early aughts started off with a bang thanks to 1999's American Pie and everything that came after it. This movie had everyone talking about two things: what happens at band camp and Jason Biggs banging a pie. It is an ICONIC scene. He put his dick in a homemade pie, folks. We didn't get to see the penis, but we certainly saw his ass.
Jason is the only one who shows his ass, but the other guys get steamy in the showers together. Hey, I am not one to complain about shirtless men glistening with water, sweat, and steam as they all goof around together. That sounds like a good time to me!
Not Another Teen Movie
In the early 2000s, parody movies had a hold on the film industry. The teen sex comedy was not safe from that treatment. At John Hughes High School, characters with trope names like "The Perfect Girl" go on a series of sexual high jinks meant to make fun of high school.
Chris Evans plays the football stud and he gets sexy when he appears naked with whipped cream covering his junk. When he turns around, we see that his ass has whipped cream in it and a very suggestive corn cob. He's teasing us with that thing!
Blockers
And now for a modern teen sex comedy! This is a very fun 2018 film by director Kay Cannon about three teen besties who want to lose their virginity on prom night. I know that feels like we've been there and done that, but the leads are all women and one of them is queer. How fun!
There's yet another twist, though. The film also follows their parents who hear about this pact and do anything to protect their baby girls. John Cena is one of those parents and hubba hubba that ass.
Gary Cole also stars as a dad playing a naked game with his wife while the kids are all away at prom. We get to check out his cock and balls!
