As March is coming to a close, we’ve rounded up the recent additions to Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, and Peacock that have hunks going out (of their clothes) like a lamb - and we ain’t lion!
High Tides
The second season of Netflix’s original Belgian drama (also known as Knokke Off) dropped, and not only does it have the return of star Willem De Schryver’s seat meat right in the premiere, but his caboose comes back in Episode Five during a devil’s threeway with Eliyha Altena. They’re why three is a magic number!
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I’m Thinking of Ending Things
The intriguing Charlie Kaufman head scratcher from 2020 has returned to Netflix, and it’s got glutes from Guy Boyd as he walks naked out of a car and then through a school hallway. He’s got us thinking of dirty things!
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Same Boat
Amazon just added this 2019 comedy from Chris Roberti, who also plays the film’s leading man and goes full frontal in the role! That flash of cock really floats our boat!
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The Handmaiden
Chan-wook Park’s 2016 thriller is also on Amazon, and you’ll give a big “Woo!” when South Korean star Jung-Woo Ha brings out his booty twice. You’ll be dying to sink your teeth into those savory Asian buns!
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The Voyeurs
Sydney Sweeney may get all the attention in this 2021 film, but let’s not forget Ben Hardy strips down several times and even Justice Smith gets in on the nudity nineteen minutes in. Stream it on Amazon and they’ll both get you a bit Hard-y!
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Those People
Amazon now has this gay romance from 2015 in which Jonathan Gordon’s ass can be seen during his sex scene with Haaz Sleiman. Gordon’s heinie haaz us all hot and bothered!
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Dandelion
On to Hulu, which is where you can stream this indie drama from last year. Keep an eye out for Thomas Doherty’s tush as he and KiKi Layne make love by a fire. It’s brief but it’s booty-ful!
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The Machine
Burt Kreischer may be known for his shirtless comedy routines, but it’s Radivoj Knežević who’s the nude MVP of this 2023 comedy now on Hulu. The camera gets a close-up look at his bum and balls as he washes off by the side of the road. You’ll be Russian for the pause button when he bends over!
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Four Weddings and a Funeral
The one and only season of this television adaptation of the hit 90s film is also on Hulu. The season starts with a steamy image of Brandon Smith’s butt cheeks and then we get to see the culpted fanny of Richard Fleeshman. Maybe he should change it to Fleshman?
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Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Peacock subscribers can now watch this star-studded 2006 dramedy where a young Tom Hardy drops trou in the woods. We love it when men go au naturale in nature!
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