Same Boat (2019)

Science fiction meets romantic comedy in Same Boat (2019), not to be confused with the song “Same Boat” (2021) by the Zac Brown Band. Although this indie flick wasn’t seen by many, it deserves a huge release in your jeans! Under the direction of the film’s leading man Chris Roberti, the no-budget pic was secretly shot aboard a real cruise. While that fact is interesting enough to be its own movie, the plot follows an assassin named James (Roberti). He literally works all over the place because he’s a time-traveler! Set in the 1980s, the dead-sexy dude and his sidekick Mot (Julia Schonberg) must visit 2018 to off those responsible for Reality TV. But things get complicated when he falls for his prime target Lilly (Tonta Glanz). Maybe James took a side trip to England, circa the 1960s, since his love story sounds a lot like the one in The Assassination Bureau (1969) with Oliver Reed and Diana Rigg. Of course, that movie didn’t include any full frontal nudity. Luckily for us, this one does! Just fast-forward to the 58-minute mark to see Mr. Roberti in the buff! The naked babe displays his hairy chest and all the rest: perfect pecs, brunette pubes, big balls and a flaccid peen as he towels himself off. Needless to say, there’s nothing small about his package since it could be used as a flotation device! Ironically, the assassin fails to flash his ass. But if you like Chris’s cock, then we’re in the Same Boat!