Wow,Chris Roberti is a dreamboat. No, seriously, for real. Because he appears in the movie Same Boat (2019), and it’s a dream come true when he emerges from the bathroom with a towel. On his head. And nothing else. It’s a full-frontal nudity alert, kids! His penis is on full display, surrounded by a dark-hair thatch and a good-sized set of balls. And, also? A square shaped hairy chest. (Go ahead. Mr. Man dares you to not see it now.) Chris was also a writer for the film. And the director. So that nudity? All his idea, and Mr. Man applauds his willingness to commit to skintastic skinema. The Jersey boy is a creative soul who’s had ambitions of being a fine artist, as well as an improv comedy guy. He’s also a teacher in his non-acting moments, having earned a master’s degree in Arts and Education. While he’s done a lot of indie projects, one of his more high-profile roles was playing Chad in two different episodes of High Maintenance, once in 2013, and again in 2015, when it was a Vimeo series. When it aired on HBO, he was Chad for multiple episodes from 2016-2020. You might also remember him as Craig in Broad City in 2016. And if you do enjoy the independent scene, you’ll be interested to find out Chris has also written, directed, and starred in multiple episodes of The Adulterers in 2018, which has streamed on the Sundance channel. There’s also his role as Judge Linda in Sport Court in 2017, and one as Carmine Cionne in Eltingville in 2021. Ahoy!
