The Hottest Captain Hooks

With the opening of Peter Pan Wendy this week, Jude Law joins the ranks of amazing actors to portray J.M. Barrie’s infamous pirate, Caption James Hook. And wouldn’t ya know it, the list is full of hunks who, like Jude, have shed their puffy shirts and pantaloons at one point. Keepscrolling to see six sexy scenes from strapping men who could shiver our timbers any time!

Jude Law Nude

Not even a bad wig/combover can nullify the hotness of this Mr. Man Hall of Famer! There’s a lot of nudity to choose from, but we went with Jude strutting outside in the buff in the 2014 film Dom Hemingway.

Jude Law in Dom Hemingway (2014) — Jude Law in Dom Hemingway Nude, butt, penis, shirtless 00:03:00 Full nudity from Jude as he trots down a forest path. His buddy grabs a handful at the end of the scene. (1 min 51 secs)

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Jason Isaacs Skinny Dips on Dig

It wasn’t a stretch to play Hook in 2003’s Peter Pan since he was already famous for playing Harry Potter baddie Luscious - er, Lucious Malfoy. But in 2015, his skinsational role in the miniseries Dig was for adults only.

Jason Isaacs in Dig (2015) — Jason Isaacs in Dig Nude, butt, shirtless, balls Ep. 01x01 · 00:25:25 Jason and his gal pal get nude and go for a dip in a cave. It's brief, but Jason shows butt and balls as he takes the plunge. (1 min 54 secs)

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Colin O’Donoghue’s Sexy Late Night Swim on The Right Stuff

One of the swarthiest Hooks in recent memory comes care of this Irish rogue in the fairy tale television series Once Upon A Time. The closest we get to seeing Colin’s stuff is as astronaut Gordon Cooper on the series The Right Stuff.

Colin O'Donoghue in The Right Stuff (2020) — Colin O'Donoghue in The Right Stuff Sexy, shirtless Ep. 01x03 · 00:24:20 Colin O'Donoghue shows off that sexy tuft of chest hair before diving into the pool with a lady who is not his wife! (28 secs)

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Garret Hedlund has a Threesome On The Road

He plays Hook in the 2015 action adventure film Pan, but before that he starred in the adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s acclaimed novel, where he strips down for a threeway and locks lips with Tom Sturridge.

Garrett Hedlund, Tom Sturridge in On the Road (2012) — Garrett Hedlund, Tom Sturridge in On the Road Nude (Garrett Hedlund) , butt, shirtless, gay 00:24:00 Garrett manhandles his buddy into some three way fun. Later, Garrett shares a passionate kiss with Tom Sturridge. (1 min)

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Dustin Hoffman’s Dick in Straight Time

Yep, the star of Steven Spielberg’s 1991 family film showed his very good form back in 1978’s Straight Time, including giving audiences a quick peek at his peen during a prison shower.

Dustin Hoffman in Straight Time (1978) — Dustin Hoffman in Straight Time Nude, butt, penis, shirtless 00:38:20 Dustin Hoffman is rinsed off by a cop, giving a brief look at his penis. (1 min 15 secs)

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Christopher Walken Bares His Butt in Communion

We’ve included the veteran actor because of his command performance as Hook in the live Peter Pan from 2014. And because we briefly see his butt in this 1989 alien abduction film.All these provocative pirates have got us hooked!

Christopher Walken in Communion (1989) — Christopher Walken in Communion Nude, butt, shirtless 01:06:02 It turns out in order to do your best Christopher Walken impression you need to have a tight ass, and it needs to get anally probed by aliens! (2 mins 21 secs)

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