Fast X is in theaters, so it is time to check out the star-studded cast of male hotties. And, honey, they are studs. Sure, these films are basically sexless and they seem aggressively straight. However, the men are muscular, oiled-up, and often wearing tight-fitting clothing. What's not to ogle?
Vin Diesel
Vin has been playing Dom Torretto for about 24 years now. Here he is again giving us Dom to the max with strong muscles, cool action, and plenty of lectures on the importance of family. As I said, these films basically have zero nudity or sex appeal...but Vin has delivered his derriere in the past. At a far distance in 2013's Riddick, we saw his buns.
Jason Momoa
I am so happy that Jason is now part of this family. Jason belongs in these films because, obviously, he is strong and hot. He also seems like a total sweetheart! Perfect man alert! This perfect man showcased his bootylicious perfection in Game of Thrones.
Alan Ritchson
Alan Ritchson is a total beefcake. We all know it and we all love it. He plays Aimes in the movie and while he is unlikely to go nude, he has shown his ass plenty of times in the past. My absolute favorite moment of his is in Titans when we see his firm and packed peach before he dives into a swimming pool. Oh, to swim in his waters!
Tyrese Gibson
Tyrese is someone we can count on in these films. He went from being a hot, drag-racing badass to comic relief. He and Luda team up and Tyrese tends to be the funny, dumb guy. He showed his ass in the 2001 movie Baby Boy which made us all wish we were cuddling up next to this boy and calling him baby. Or daddy!
Ludacris
And then there's Luda. He is adorable in these movies as the cutie, nerdy hacker who seems to magically know how to do everything. He's the guy on the team that gets them out of trouble time and time again, constantly executing cool plans and even taking the gang to space (like WHAT?! Why isn't he working for NASA?!). He has never gone nude, but let's show some appreciation for this body.
John Cena
Much like Momoa, Cena belongs in these films because he is one of Hollywood's Biggest Guys (TM). Cena means dinner in Spanish and I only mention that because I would love to hear the words "Cena is served" and have John's peach to eat.
Jason Statham
Jason brings suaveness to these films. He is also a stealthy action hero. With his hot accent and his attitude, he makes us all swoon. He made everyone yank it when he took his ass out in Crank!
Scott Eastwood
Scott plays Little Nobody, but he is far from a nobody. He has given us all eastWOOD for showing off his buns!
And introducing...Pete Davidson
Pete is in this movie! What is he about to do? We simply don't know, but we are all so thrilled to see him in the movie.
