Irish guys are so hot right now - and always. Irish actors are dominating Hollywood and our hearts - and, let's be honest, our hard-ons. They are everywhere, so I wanted to point out the top five hottest Irish actors dominating Hollywood at the moment. So what's the craic? (I've learned some slang, deal with it). All of these Irish men have gone nude. Ah, what nice lads!

5. Barry Keoghan

When Barry first hit the scene as a wildly intense young actor in movies like Killing of a Sacred Deer, I would have never anticipated that he would become a heartthrob. As he got older and his physique filled out, this short king became one of the most desirable actors in Hollywood - and one of the sexiest.

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

He's dating pop sensation Sabrina Carpenter, so he must have got it going on in the bedroom. We know he does because we've seen his cock in Emerald Fennell's Saltburn! He sure does have the luck of the Irish between his legs. I'm feeling the burn for Barry.

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

4. Colin Farrell

Ah, Colin Farrell. He went from being a total bad boy to being a sweetheart and a beloved actor in Hollywood. He has cleaned up his image, but that doesn't mean he won't push boundaries and push off his pants. Let's face it: the man is good - really good. He has co-starred with Barry in Killing of a Sacred Deer, but he also went nude quite a bit before that.

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

Colin has gone cock-out quite a few times. He went nude in the ocean in Ask the Dust to his backsack in Alexander, he has shown us A LOT of his fine ass, well, ass. Colin's cock is no stranger to the camera.

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

3.Pierce Brosnan

Hey, he's always sexy. He may be your mom's crush or your favorite James Bond, but no matter how old you are you have to admit that Pierce Brosnan is a beautiful man. With his piercing blue eyes, lean body, and cutie booty he is a sexy actor made for the camera. He went totally nude in the 80s, showing the people his penis in a shadowy nude scene.

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

2.Cillian Murphy

Cillian Murphy is a powerful actor and a very unapologetically Irish man. So many memes have been made of the Oppenheimer star looking board at press junkets, fielding questions about his nationality, and even speaking Irish Gaelic. He's a fantastic actor who gives a lot of energy to his roles - and a lot of his beautiful body back in 28 Days Later.

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

1. Paul Mescal

Does it surprise anyone that Paul Mescal is the hottest Irish lad on my list? He's so sexy and Hollywood has just gotten its paws on him and his bare naked penis from Normal People. He's a bit above normal if you ask me. He's strikingly handsome with a darling smile and a dear derriere to boot. Pass the Mescal over to me! I want a taste.

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood

The Top Five Hottest Irish Men in Hollywood