Michael Fassbender's penis gets tons of attention for its size, but in the words of Shania Twain - That don't impress me much. Sorry 'bout it! I could get assassinated for writing this, but Fassbender appears to be fully fluffed out to his extended max for his nude scenes in Shame and Hunger. This ain't flaccid. And even fluffed, there's a certain dearth of girth. Oh God. They're coming for me.
You know the man who can scratch my penis itch? Martin McCann. The gorgeous Irish actor is a dead ringer for Michael Fassbender in the face, but below the belt he stands out as the more hung of the two Irish beauties. In fact, with his mile-wide uncut penis that hasn't even begun to extend to its full potential as seen during McCann's nude scene in 2015's The Survivalist, he might be one of the most hung actors ever on Mr. Man. Gasp. I've said too much. Goodbye. Forever.
