On the NFL gridiron, there are plenty of perfect tens, but there's only one TB12. Yes, football fans will always know Tom Brady as the NFL legend who has spent an absurd two decades tossing TD's as one of the league's premier quarterbacks, but he's such a huge star he's crossed over into becoming a mainstream celebrity. What can you say about his football career? By now you know the story. The sixth round draft pick out of Michigan somehow wins six Super Bowls with the Patriots, then just to prove it was all him, switches teams and adds another one with the Buccaneers, thus making a case for himself as the best team sport's player of all time. Along the way he marries Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen and forms an absurdly hot power couple known throughout the world. But Tom, who is still playing well into his mid-40's, hasn't just been a nightmare for NFL defensive coordinators all these years, he's had a few brushes with Hollywood along the way. While he's done all sorts of football related documentaries and played himself in episodes of Entourage, The Simpsons, Living With Yourself and Family Guy, Tom's best work came when he hosted Saturday Night Live back in 2005. In our favorite sketch, Tom stars in a PSA about how to avoid sexual harassment issues at work, by being extremely handsome. Our hands were stuck on our crotch, especially when the handsome pill-thrower bulged out in his undies while hitting on Tina Fey. Can't blame Tina for stuffing her number into his whitey tighties, one look at that hot bod and we'd harass that ass! Somehow, Tom's still playing in the NFL, though rumors are he will be a commentator soon enough. Uncommonly hot, even in the traditionally handsome world of NFL quarterbacks, Tom Brady is the GOAT. We'd sure like to milk him!
