Despite producer Ryan Murphy's seeming disparate projects - from his spooky FX American Horror Story and American Horror Stories to his Netflix high school comedy The Politician to his Netflix true-crime biodrama Dahmer - one thing unites all Ryan Murphy projects: The inclusion of random shirtless young men. They're smooth, muscular, twunks hidden throughout each and every Ryan Murphy production, like tasty little easter eggs, complete with the creme filling.
If that makes sense. So for the first time in history, we're rounding up not the Ryan Murphy A-listers - Evan Peters! Darren Criss! Matt Bomer! - no, no, no. This post is about the men who we all want to know more about - the random shirtless men in American Horror Story, American Horror Stories, The Politician, and Dahmer!
P.S. While yes, these boys are very random, if Blake Cooper Griffin sounds familiar, that's because he's the guy in the gay Jake Weary spit-roasting scene from Animal Kingdom. Now that's a random act of grind-ness!
P.P.S. You got me. Nico Greetham isn't super random - he has a pretty big role in American Horror Stories and was a main character on the gay series Love, Victor - but he's justrandom enough for this list. Don't @ me!
