Don't touch that dial because Mr. Man is here to tell you what to watch and where so that you can see the absolute hottest men without clothes on.

MoreRiverdalehotness? Why don't mind if we do!K.J. Apa answers the door in his underwear which is a dream come true. Where does he live? We want to bang on that door and then bang on him.

TV Nudity Report: Riverdale, Briarpatch, The New Pope & The Walking Dead 3.3.20

The New Popehas sexy shirtless men every week and this most recent episode was no exception.Jude Law appears in his white Speedo that is glistening because he's holy or whatever. Holy package, Jude Law!

TV Nudity Report: Riverdale, Briarpatch, The New Pope & The Walking Dead 3.3.20TV Nudity Report: Riverdale, Briarpatch, The New Pope & The Walking Dead 3.3.20

The USA Network showBriarpatchhas some hotness going on, too.Here was yet another scene where Timm Sharpanswers he opens door sexily, but this time we saw ass.

TV Nudity Report: Riverdale, Briarpatch, The New Pope & The Walking Dead 3.3.20TV Nudity Report: Riverdale, Briarpatch, The New Pope & The Walking Dead 3.3.20

The Walking Deadgave us something to crave other than brains when Jeffrey Dean Morgan went nude. He hugs someone at a distance, barely showing his buns from the side.

TV Nudity Report: Riverdale, Briarpatch, The New Pope & The Walking Dead 3.3.20TV Nudity Report: Riverdale, Briarpatch, The New Pope & The Walking Dead 3.3.20