We've had a really good week when it comes to male nudity on the boob tube, so let us check these guys out. They are shirtless, butt-out, gay, and HOT. What more could we really want? Let's not waste one more second talking about what was on the TV. Don't touch that dial...but you can unbuckle your pants because we are about to check out Mr. Man's TV Nudity Report:

Riverdale

Another episode of Riverdale, another opportunity to see K.J. Apa shirtless. Seriously, is that a clause in K.J.'s contract where he has to show his abs in every single episode? If it is not, then it should be. I am not complaining either way because I love every chance to see his abs. KJ looks down and notices all of his wounds are gone in this scene that showcases his cut body.

P-Valley

Nicco Annan and J. Alphonse Nicholson are P-Valley's It Couple. This show that is filled with female characters (and their nudity) always gives us a little treat when it comes to sexy men touching on each other. These two jump into bed together and we are living for it. Too bad we did not see the "p" in either of their valleys. How P was their valley? Someday we hope to know...btw I am talking about penis here. I was having fun, but I fear I lost some of you all. Oh, forget it, just watch this scene:

All the Queen's Men

This most recent episode of All the Queen's Men gave us all of the shirtless men. As per usual, All the Queen's Men and P-Valley really deliver on fine ass men. These guys are buff and beautiful even though we only get to see them from the waist up. Men like Oshea Russell and Keith Swift were true standouts in this week's four sexy scenes. Go off, kings...and get us off!

Animal Kingdom

Ben Robson hooks up with his ex in this scene where the straight pair rip each other's clothes off. Okay, I'm happy about this glimmer of Ben's booty - do not get it twisted on that - but I am so curious about this season of Animal Kingdom. Where is the hot gay action? This show used to be so dependable when it came to gay stuff. That being said, I can't complain about Ben's buns. I am grateful to take what I can get.

Do you want more hot hung hunks? I know that you haven't had enough of naked men. Yes, these men were hot, but this was a lot of shirtlessness and obscured booty shots. We need some cock. Don't we, girls? I certainly think so. We have a playlist for you that is filled to the brim with hot men showing off their penises and perfect peaches. Sounds delicious, doesn't it? Then let's take a look at this penis-filled playlist: