Finn Wittrock and Evan Peters are two of Ryan Murphy's sexiest muses, and we've had plenty of opportunities to muse their cabooses on shows like American Horror Story and Ratched. Check out their insanely tight bods and perfect asses and decide which hunk scares up something in your pants!

You really can't spell American Horror Story without Evan Peters. Well actually, you can. But who would want to! He's stripped down for some of the series' most memorable MOANments, like his fully nude wet freakout on AHS: Coven and even his hardcore gay pounding with Colton Haynes on AHS: Cult.

Finn Wittrock most notably stripped all the way down in AHS: Freak Show - delivering some choice looks at his grade-A dumper. On the new Ryan Murphy series Ratched, Finn not only gives up even more looks at his hot ass - he even whips out an impressive prosthetic penis! A girl can dream! Check out the GUYlights from Finn Wittrock and Evan Peters in our handy dandy video and then hit the Twitter poll to vote for who wins this Battle of the Bulge!