There's a new shirtless celebrity trope sweeping Hollywood, and it involves sweaty and shirtless hunks in jeans tossing bails of hay. Who would have thought that such a mundane farm chore could yield such sexy results? I've got to ranch hand it to these boys - they're hot!
But who is the hottest? K.J. Apa practically invented shirtless farm chores. In a 2018 episode of the teen sex series Riverdale, Apa flaunts his iconic figure in just some manly jeans. There's so much sweat here, and four out of five doctors agree that this scene is gay porn.
Cut to three years later, and suddenly Apa has some competition! The schmaltzy 2021 Christmas movie A California Christmas: City Lights - the sequel to 2020's A California Christmas - delivers a gratuitous and yes, porny as hell, look at the beautiful Josh Swickard. This man bails hay like there ain't no tomorrow, and his muscles look so damn perfect that it's not even funny. A man shirtless in jeans is officially our kink!
As if Apa didn't have enough competition in Swickard, in walks Adam Demos. Yes, the Adam Demos with the huge penis as seen in Sex/Life. In the new movie A Perfect Pairing, Adam shows off his massive jacked muscles while loading bails of hay onto a truck. Wow. wowowow.
Check out all three of these shirtless celebrities in jeans bailing hay (or just tossing it around, we're not experts!) and decide for yourself who is the most gay porn.
