Joel Kinnaman is a huge dude who has us reaching for the lube! Believe it or not, he sends more traffic from Google to Mr. Man than any other celebrity. Why? Because on the DL the entire world wants to see Joel Kinnaman's big naked body. Especially after his starring role in the super high profile superhero flick The Suicide Squad. And yet it feels like he doesn't get nearly the media coverage that he deserves. So today we're going to celebrate Joel Kinnaman's sex appeal in all of its glory hole!
Joel Kinnaman's Penis Flash
The forty-one-year-old Kinnaman stands at 6' 2" and has extremely broad shoulders that carry his beefy larger-than-life frame. Huge pecs. Huge arms. And a huge cock? Well, the jury is still out on that one. Joel Kinnaman does technically have a frontal scene - in the Netflix sci-fi series Altered Carbon. But the scene is so brief that all it really does is leave us wanting more. The fact that Joel was willing to film his goopy nude scene sans cock sock probably means that he's comfortable with his manhood. It's not Joel's fault that the editors ultimately left most of his frontal FOOTage on the cutting room floor. If you get off on just knowing that a celebrity's penis and balls can technically be viewed on screen, then check out this clip.
Joel Kinnaman's Reallllllly Nice Fat Ass
If you want something more substantial to sink your teeth into, why not check out Joel's peach? It looks downright Kardashian-worthy during a shower scene in Altered Carbon. This surprisingly kinky series also shows off Joel's moneymaker during passionate sex, as well as when he just casually chills completely naked. When in space?
Hopefully this blog post becomes the watershed moment that forever changes the celebrity landscape. Seems realistic, right!? Bye Brad Pitt, hello Joel Kinnaman!
