Oh King Triton, what a big trident you have. After years of hype, Disney's live action remake of The Little Mermaid finally hits theaters this weekend! This one's poised to dominate the weekend box office, with much of the praise going to Halle Bailey's Ariel and Melissa McCarthy's Ursula. But what about the men? Javier Bardem is none other than King Triton, who has been daddified over the years in Gay Internet memes. Prince Eric stirred many a gay awaking in millennial boys, and he's personified in the live-action The Little Mermaid by the cute dimple-faced Jonah Hauer-King. Whether you're into the king or the prince, it's time to get royally f*cked.
Today we're not only covering the hottest scenes from Javier Bardem and Jonah Hauer-King - we're diving in deep to bring you the best scenes from all of the hottest actors from Disney's live-action remakes! It's better down where it's wetter.
