My Bloody Galentine (2024)

Sometimes a movie is so under-the-radar that it's damn near impossible for the mere non-Mr. Man mortal to find, and My Bloody Galentine is one of those. You need to have a debilitating sweet tooth for man candy to reach this far back in the cupboard, but in the case of My Bloody Galentine, the reward is definitely worth the effort. Yum. This frighteningly low-budget horror comedy flick follows a Scream-inspired masked killer who slashes his way through unsuspecting victims. Released just in time for Valentine's Day 2024, my Bloody Galentine is sure to provide the perfect date night any day of the year. How could people not get in the mood after checking out Sam Barrett's incredible physique! He gets a spray tan in just his Union Jack manties. Galentine's Day isn't just for the ladies anymore!