After several weeks of voting in Mr. Man's 2025 Best Celeb Penis Bracket, the final results are in, and it truly was a nail-biter! It came down to two scenes of dudes jerking their cocks, but in the end it was Paul Dawson's self-fellatio routine in John Cameron Mitchell's seminal celebration of sex Shortbus that triumphed over Jesse LaVercombe's rock hard cock in Violation!
Paul got 54.4% of the final vote, squeaking out a victory in a bracket that saw him edge out Supersex's Alessandro Borghi in the prior round, while Jesse scored 45.6% of the final vote after his upset victory over Michael Fassbender's thigh slapper the week prior.
Honestly, in a battle between bigger names with flaccid penises versus lesser known names sporting throbbing erections, our readers have both surprised and delighted us! We're always thrilled when you guys bust our brackets!
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