Alien Invasion: S.U.M.1 (2017)

Have you ever wondered if the real reason aliens are invading our planet is to have a close encounter of the sexy kind? Mr. Man can understand why outer space creatures would be keen on meeting Michael Rennie in The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951); Steve McQueen in The Blob (1958); Howard Keel in The Day of the Triffids (1963); Kurt Russell in The Thing (1982); Jack Nicholson in Mars Attacks! (1996); and Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds (2005), Edge of Tomorrow (2014) and The Tomorrow War (2021). Of course, we can’t forget the leading man in the sci-fi flick Alien Invasion: S.U.M.1 (2017). Not to be confused with the New Zealand comedy Alien Addiction (2018), this German thriller focuses on an alien race that takes over Earth. Under the pen and direction of Christian Pasquariello, we learn that humanity is nearing its end with most people living in bunkers underground. The action kicks in when a young soldier called S.U.M.1 (Iwan Rheon) is sent to the surface to rescue a group of unprotected human survivors. We’re sure this blonde babe can save the day with just his good looks. Seriously, Iwan is a sight for sore eyes and a soft peen! This is especially true when he bares his back and butt during a steamy shower scene. If that’s not arousing enough, he later displays his naked T&A in the forest. Suffice it to say, when you ogle the nude dude in the woods, you’ll be packing wood!