As a youth, Antonio Brown was nicknamed "Boney Tony" because he was so skinny. Looking at Antonio now we find that very hard to believe, but we agree with the nickname for a different reason. We've been wanting to bone Tony since we saw him as an All-American punt returner for Central Michigan University. He moved up to the NFL in 2010 and, over the next eight years, had more receptions than any other player. Having played high level football for 14 years, Antonio has made some pretty sexy moves on the field . . . but even sexier moves on the dancefloor. A 4-second 40-yard dash is nothing compared to his "tango" that had us glued to the TV during season 22 of Dancing with the Stars. We got the biggest Tony boney watching him shirtless as he gracefully, yet with much masculinity, twirled his dance partner. Although he didn’t win the competition, we’re keeping our fingers crossed that Antonio’s experience on Dancing with the Stars will inspire him to show a little more than just pig-skin. So far no good, though, as he has since appeared on other competition and game shows like The Masked Singer, Shark Tank, and Match Game and hasn't matched his previous skindeavor. He's even gone skinless for acting roles in the TV show Ballers and the music videos Drake: God's Plan (2018) and AB Feat. Rick Ross: Whole Lotta Money (Remix) (2020). To say we're jealous of all the people who've shared a locker room with Antonio is an understatement.
