Bad Johnson (2014)

It’s good to be bad in movies. If you don’t believe us, check out Adam Baldwin and Mike Jolly in Bad Guys (1986), James Spader in Bad Influence (1990), Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant (1992), James Russo in Bad Girls (1994), Will Smith in Bad Boys (1995), Michael Paré in Bad Moon (1996), Justin Timberlake in Bad Teacher (2011), Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa (2003), Gael García Bernal in Bad Education (2004), Johnny Knoxville in Bad Grandpa (2013), Jonathan Lipnicki and Ignacio Serricchio in Bad Asses (2014), Jay Hernandez in Bad Moms (2016), and — the biggest and baddest of them all — Cam Gigandet in Bad Johnson (2014). This racy romp follows Rich Johnson (Gigandet), a suave ladies’ man whose blown around the Windy City. After his lecherous ways ruin yet another relationship with his latest love (Jamie Chung), he absurdly wishes that he could say farewell to his dink since it’s the cause for his cheating ways. But when Rich wakes up the next morning, he’s shocked to see his cock has turned into a human being! Needless to say, his peen (Nick Thune) is a selfish, obnoxious dick. As such, Rich struggles to control his cocky cock while trying to change his sleazy habits. Ironically, this movie gives us the shaft when it comes to showing actual shafts. But we are treated to shots of topless Kevin Miller, Nick and Cam. Plus, Mr. Gigandet bares his buns when he pulls down his pants. Wham bam, thank you Cam!