Chris Romano Nude

Chris "Romanski" Romano claims to have grown up in witness protection, thanks to his dad being a serial arsonist who made a deal with the authorities. Maybe that explains why dear old dad produced such a smoking hot son! After living free with a face and body to die for up in Nashua New Hampshire, the youthful, adorkable, "take me home to meet your mother" sweetness of Chris headed to Emerson College, where he met a fellow New Englander with whom he'd go on to create the college football comedy Blue Mountain State. SpikeTV's first original scripted show was a cult classic, in large part because of Chris' hilarious work as the Mountain Goats' horned and horny mascot Sammy Cacciatore. You can catch a few good looks at Chris on that show, from seeing his buns in action as he races some athletes in a contest to see who can run the fastest with a cookie up their butt, to when he pulls his pants down for some gorgeous girls while fishing. Alas, they're not into it so there's no Romanski romance! That one lasted three seasons, before Chris reprised his role in the movie Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland (2016). While he should've been long graduated, Chris made that one can't miss, since in the movie we got to see Mr. Romano go full frontal while diving into a hot tub, as well as while strolling around the kitchen. He's such a cutie, Romo will make you a homo! There's somehow even more of Chris' dick when he lets it all hang out as a "male streaker" in the Andy Samberg tennis mockumentary 7 Days in Hell (2015). Here Romano is looking much hairier, with a full beard and fuzzy chest as he does what streakers do best. We get a full helping of him as he gets Samberg's attention, while a topless lady also pines for some "me time". But Andy clearly prefers to get romantic with Romano, rolling around and presumably porking him right there on center court. Fifteen love means time for love making! His dick came out for Andy again in Tour de Pharmacy (2017) when John Cena tears his clothes off before bodyslamming him. Chris hasn't been acting much lately, most recently appearing in the Linda Blair horror flick Landfill (2020). We loved Blue Mountain State so much, but we'd really love to mount Chris Romano!