The blue-eyed, ripped jock of our dreams, Colton Underwood, shocked the world when he came out as gay after appearing on the 23rd season of The Bachelor. His appearance on the long-running reality series means that prior to coming out, Colton dated not one, but thirty different women in front of the entire world! In April of 2021 Colton mustered up the courage to come out as gay, and we are so glad that this cutie is now able to live as his true self. We don't think Colton Underwood will have any trouble in the dating department, as he is, how do you say, pornographically hot. Yes we have the blue eyes, fair-haired scruff, and adorable face, but there's also that body. Colton is no stranger to the gym and has a quintessential jock body that we simply can't take our eyes off of. We just can't! And don't get us started on that bawdy hair. Just don't okay. Soon after coming out, Colton teamed up with Netflix to deliver a docuseries about his first months as an out and proud gay man titled Coming Out Colton. The absolutely creamilicious openly gay Olympian Gus Kenworthy acts as Colton's gay guru - a gayru if you will - by teaching him everything he needs to know about gay culture. In one scene, Gus gets to watch Colton try on some very skimpy outfits at a sex shop! Lucky Gus. Colton is getting ready for Pride, and settles on some super cute angel wings. Heavenly! Plus in another scene, Colton Underwood hangs out in the pool shirtless, and we can see those amazing muscles and his incredible body hair. We want to be under his wood, on top of his wood, next to his wood - anywhere his wood is, we'll be there!
