The child of a TV legend, the delicious Dirk Blocker is the son of Hoss from Bonanza himself, Dan Blocker. Lucky for us, he got some of those plus size genes from his daddy, and his beefy bod has been inflating jeans since he became an adult. Oh yes, you'll jerk to Dirk! Born in Hollywood, California on July 31, 1957, Dirk made his acting debut in 1974 with a small role on the TV series Marcus Welby, M.D. Over the nest few years, on top of showing up in episodes of all the biggest shows on TV including Quantum Leap, 21 Jump Street, M*A*S*H* and Matlock, Dirk landed the recurring role of Lt. Jerry Bragg on Black Sheep Squadron, played the football loving dude on a beer run Jeff Shaw in Poltergeist (1982), Coach Harris in Cutting Class (1989), and even played a character completely unrelated to the one his dad played in Bonanza: The Return (1993). Dirk's acting career stuttered a bit in the 90's, with him doing one offs on stuff like Walker, Texas Ranger and The X-Files, but never really landing a major role. The early 2000's were worse, but all of a sudden, seemingly out of nowhere in 2013 Dirk landed the role he's likely best known for: detective Michael Hitchcock on FOX’s hit comedy series Brooklyn Nine-Nine. As a cop we'd like to lock us up and dick us down, Dirk gets shirtless in an episode called “The Overmining.” Dirk shows off that delectable detective dad bod while shoving a hoagie into his mouth, standing shirtless in the police station. What a tease! It doesn’t take a detective to know what we were thinking about watching him stuff that sub down his throat! All these years later, though, we're still waiting to see his hoss cock! Don't be a dickblocker Dirk Blocker!
