Tall, dark, and handsome doesn't even begin to describe Emil Ahlén! Born in Stockholm, Sweden back in 1984, Emil started out in the industry as an actor, appearing in two films before moving to behind the scenes work as an assistant director, production manager, and most recently, as a producer. As much as we appreciate his work as the assistant to the assistant director of The American (2010), and his labor as a production assistant on the television series Hotell Gyllene Knorren, we're certainly sad to see him move behind the camera. Mainly because he proved he had a sweet behind whenever he stepped in front of the camera! Don't want to take our word for it? No problem. Check out Emil in the Swedish sex comedy Kärlekens språk 2000 (2004). It's a chuckle and unbuckle flick about a woman who is simultaneously in love with her boyfriend and a famous television presenter. We really like it because it presents Emil Ahlén going all in on the skin, including full frontal! First, we see Emil hop out of bed and brush his teeth in the nude, which lets us see his elite ass, making even the straightest dude a little gay while Emil's fighting tooth decay. Later, we got to watch Emil and co-star Jeromy Wan get hot and heavy on a couch during a sex montage. We get a nice look at Emil's tight tush as he goes down on Jeromy, before Jeromy takes him down to pound town! We sure hope he acts again, so we can act on our erotic urges. We'd make a meal out of the tasty dish known as Emil Ahlén.