Glenn Danzig Sexy

A punk pioneer, Glenn Danzig, along with his band The Misfits, is credited as the creator of the horror-punk subgenre. However Danzig himself is no misfit, he looks just right. A strong jaw and long, jet black hair, Glenn is the heavy-metal man-meat that's a beast at guitar shredding, and a beast in the bedding. He also wrote songs for the likes of Johnny Cash and Roy Orbison, meaning this dark daddy has a soft side. He could either rock you to sleep, or rock your socks off in bed. His stage wardrobe over the years has had him in see-through mesh shirts, tight leather numbers, and even shirtless, but fans hoping to get a swig of Danzig not at a gig would be ecstatic when this hard rock hunk showed up on an episode of Portlandia. The show stars fellow punk performer Carrie Brownstein, and former punk performer Fred Armisen. An episode title "Weirdo Beach" features Glenn as, well... a weirdo on the beach. Shirtless on a lounge chair, we get to see this tantalizing tank tanning. Dressed in his signature black, his shirt is unbuttoned and open as he sips a glass of wine. We really dig Danzig.