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Keywords: Brief Nudity, White, Black Hair

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Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, US

Date of Birth: 06/26/80

AKA: Phantom Planet

Real Name: Jason Francesco Schwartzman

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Slackers (2002) Sexy, shirtless 01:03:58 A young Jason Schwartzman is shirtless when he takes a shower. He then comes out of the shower wearing a towel around his waist before he drops and does some pushups. (54 secs)
Fargo (2014-) Sexy, straight
The Overnight (2015) Nude, penis, prosthetic, underwear, shirtless 00:30:45 Jason strips down to go skinny dipping, showing off his comically large prosthetic penis! (48 secs)
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Biography

Is it any wonder Jason Schwartzman can act, write, compose, and produce projects in the entertainment world? The Los Angeles babe was born with a foot in the proverbial door since his mother is actress Talia Shire, his father is film producer Jack Schwartzman, his uncle is director Francis Ford Coppola, and his cousins include actor Nicolas Cage as well as filmmakers Roman and Sofia Coppola. Yet Jason found fame thanks to his collaborations with Wes Anderson which include Rushmore (1998), The Darjeeling Limited (2007), Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), Moonrise Kingdom (2012), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), Isle of Dogs (2018), The French Dispatch (2021), and Asteroid City (2022). In between, he (and his shaved chest) could be seen in the R-rated rom-com Slackers (2002). Since then, Jason played King Louis XVI in Marie Antoinette (2006); drummer Ringo Starr in Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007); artist Vincent van Gogh in Fight for Your Right Revisited (2011); songwriter Richard M. Sherman in Saving Mr. Banks (2013); and activist Ralph Nader in Drunk History (2013). The busy brunette became a small screen staple with stints on Bored to Death (2009-2011), Mozart in the Jungle (2014-2016), Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp (2015), and Fargo (2020) wherein Jessie Buckley gives him a handjob while singing “Glory Glory Hallelujah.” Of course, Mr. Man prefers Mr. Schwartzman’s naked turn in the raucous romp The Overnight (2015) since it features the skintastic actor’s abs, ass, embellished pubes and prosthetic peen! “Glory Glory Hallelujah” indeed!

Filmography

Asteroid City (2023) - as Augie Steenbeck / Jones Hall

The Overnight (2015) - as Kurt

Nude, penis, prosthetic, underwear, shirtless 00:30:45 Jason strips down to go skinny dipping, showing off his comically large prosthetic penis! (48 secs)
Nude, butt, penis, prosthetic, shirtless 00:35:00 Jason Shwartzman is skinny dipping in the pool, his (fake) dong floating in the clear water! (1 min 20 secs)
Nude, prosthetic, shirtless, penis 00:41:15 Adam Scott and Jason Schwartzman strip for two women in the hot tub, their prosthetic peens flopping around in the moonlight. How romantic. (41 secs)

Slackers (2002) - as Ethan Dulles

TV Shows

Fargo (2014-) - as Josto Fadda

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