Slackers (2002)

Slackers (2002) is noteworthy for the oldest boob ever exposed onscreen. There's a lengthy topless scene from a then seventy-one-year-old Mamie Van Doren, a veteran of forty-four films since her debut in 1951. There's also a comic romantic plot, but Devon Sawa’s micro-second of naked bun exposure, and Michael C. Maronna’s just-the-base puppetry of the penis gag just aren’t enough to earn many naked points in our book. Those slackers need to learn from the old-school bombshell what it takes to have a long and leeringly lustful movie career.