300 was a visually stunning film that featured even more stunning men.It's a masculine story of war, brotherhood, and men in competition with one another. But isn't that also kind of gay? They say the word "hard" a million times in the movie and show closeups of men stroking their swords - and that's only the tip of the iceberg! I want to lay out the evidence as to why 300 should be considered a totally gay movie.
This Zack Snyder film tells the story of Spartan king Leonidas and his army of 300 that he brought to Thermopylae in 480 B.C. for an epic fight against the Persian army. Right off the bat that means there are beefy boys in ancient garbs - read togas, blankets, and basically thongs or makeshift leather harnesses - to ogle. The costuming in this movie? Hot! Then the men are also oiled up and lit in sexy ways like this is a bedroom and we're all going to bang. Costumes aside, the movie stars Gerard Butler who looks fine as hell. There's even one long, lingering shot on his juicy ass that feels so lovingly done that you can't help but touch yourself during it.
Also, Butler is a snack! He shows his ass constantly, but we've also haad the privilege of seeing his cock in another movie where he ran naked into the ocean with his male friend. Gay vibes much? I'm seeing a theme.
Knowing what his cock is like also makes sense then that Xerxes would walk up to Leonidas in the movie, touch him on the shoulders, and whisper that he should "bow down". Whispering for him to get down on his knees?! Okay, that's hot! Whether or not 300 is gay (seems like it and seems like Xerxes and Leonidas have real 'will they or won't they' chemistry), Gerard is a total hunk who we'd watch do anything. From 300 to Mrs. Brown, Gerard knows how to get down.
