Hot Pursuit (2015)

Oh, my goodness. All we want to do is talk about Robert Kazinsky and his beautiful bod, but first, the plot. Hot Pursuit (2015) follows sexy, uptight but lovably frazzled policewoman Rose Cooper (Reese Witherspoon doing what she does best) on a wild Texas road trip filled with drug lords, dangerous gangs, and all the wild hijinks you could ask for. By the end of her adventure the tense cop learns that loosening up could be the key to safety, and happiness.

So, Robert. In a steamy scene that will have you more jealous of Reese Witherspoon than when she was married to Ryan Phillippe, the lucky lady gets a glimpse of Kazinsky peen, though the viewer is left wanting as the camera never quite gives up the goods. So close yet so far. The parts of Robert that we do see, however, are just beautiful. He has one of those perfect toned-but-not-too-toned bods, and has an award worthy, glorious distribution of body hair (trust us, it’s important). If you’re out there peen gods, please bring along some Kazinsky schlong as soon as possible. Thanks.