Retro heartthrob Joe Dallesandro delivered more dudity during his time in the biz than frankly many of us deserve. For who could be worthy of a flawless and toned bod, an incredible edible ass, a sexy face, and perfectly proportioned cock and balls? Not I. Not you. Not no one. #sorrynotsorry

Joe Dallesandro was an underground cinema sex God in the '60s and '70s, and the fact that he caught the eye of star-maker Andy Warhol only helped Joe's rise to prominence. His casual, uninhibited, and confident demeanor was perfectly captured in films like Flesh, Heat, I Love You, I Don't, and Flesh for Frankenstein. Plus Joe served up some barely legal twunk hotness in the documentary Beefcake. If any of this sounds appealing to you, then check out Joe Dallesandro's top ten hottest nude scenes in the history of ever.gov in the gallery below!