John Kassir Sexy

Guess what boils and ghouls? John Kassir is the voice behind the beloved Crypt Keeper, the premiere slinger of horror-related puns during his run on HBO's Tales From the Crypt and its various associated spin-offs. With over 250 credits to his name, however, the Baltimore native is more than just shitty bons mots in a high pitched skeleton voice! He's played everyone from Shemp Howard in the made-for-TV Three Stooges biopic in 2000, to iconic fictional characters like Scrooge McDuck, The Joker, and Elliot, the titular Pete's Dragon (2016)! However, it was his unhinged thong-sporting turn in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005) that brings him on to our beloved site!