Now that the second season of HBO's hit series The White Lotus is over, I think we can all agree that actor Theo James was the real MVP of the season. Hell, I think he was the MVP of the year because he went nude a lot in the series The Time Traveler's Wife which debuted earlier in 2022. With those two projects down and plenty of ass to admire, let's praise Theo James for today's Man Crush Monday. Theo, darling, you're our #MCM.
He played an American tech bro so convincingly on The White Lotus that you may not have realized that Theo is English. It's true! He's a right proper English gentleman. This lovely lad hails from Oxford of all places where he's been acting and performing music since the entertainment bug bit him. Yes, you read that right. When he isn't acting, he is the lead singer and guitarist for a band called Shere Khan. What can't this hunk do?
This hunk can't wear clothes, apparently, and I am not complaining. We loved watching him go nude in The White Lotus for the brief scene in which he flashed his ass. The 38-year-old actor (his birthday is December 16th actually) should take any and every opportunity he can to flash that dumper and those thick thighs. I don't care if it is just for a few seconds, I need to savor his sexiness any chance that I can get!
Sadly, he recently admitted to wearing a prosthetic penis in The White Lotus when he changed in front of Aubrey Plaza's character. The dick does look fake - very long and smooth - especially compared to his penis in The Time Traveler's Wife. With all of that being said, his ass is certainly not fake. That hiney is all real!
His nudity in The Time Traveler's Wife was truly stellar. I applaud his commitment to staying pantsless every time his character had to travel through time. I don't know why clothes don't travel through time's wormholes along with the man, but I don't care. I dare not question wormhole science when I think I may see an actual butthole.
I know that I would personally travel great distances through time and space to get closeup looks at Theo's ass. And his penis? Oh, honey, you don't have to ask me twice. I'm already there. We saw his cock a couple of times, including one nude scene that showed him sliding down the stairs without an inch of clothing on.
I am so happy that he feels so comfortable and confident showing off his body. He is amassing quite an impressive body of work doing so. I look forward to a lot more Theo James in the future and I hope that he continues his hot streak of, well, streaking for the camera. Keep the clothes off so that we can all jerk off to Theo James!
And just for good measure, let's all see him travel naked with his cock out one last time:
