It's not the size of the ship that matters, it's the slow-motion of the ocean! There's quite possibly nothing hotter than seeing a sizable swinging dong in slow motion. We have plenty of time to devour every fleshy, veiny, girthy inch with our eyes. And what we're really loving is just how many hot scenes in Hollywood involving penises were in fact filmed in slow motion. So, in order to celebrate the slowest of motions, we're turning our favorite slow-motion penis scenes into GIFs so you don't have to. These lovingly-crafted GIFs are filled with all the cock, balls, and bush that you can handle on a Wednesday. Check out all of the amazing hawtness below! What can I say? Slow is my M.O.
Tor Erik Bøe in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual
Horst Baron (Willem Dafoe's penis double) in Antichrist
